Jokes

Sick man's last wish
A man was on his deathbed. His minister asked if he had any last requests. The man gasped, said he wanted his doctor at bedside, and his attorney at bedside, on the other side of the bed. The minister thought it strange, but arranged it. With his last moments approaching, the minister asked the man why he requested the presence of these two people. He said "I wanted to die like Jesus, between two thieves."
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