| the Van |
| So there is this guy with a big van who runs over redneck hitchikers. One day, he sees a priest hitchiking so he picks him up. On the way to town, the driver sees a redneck hitchiker but he decides to swerve to the left and let this one live. But then he hears a big BANG! He looks over and he priest says,"It's okay, I got him with the door." |