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chihuhua and a dobberman
two men are wlaking their dogs. one is a dobberman and the other is a chiuhua. the guy with dobberman says,"hey lets get something to eat."the other guy says,"but the sign says no pets allowed."the dobberman guy says."follow my lead." he puts on a pair of sunglasses and walks in to the resteraunt. the owner says,"hey pal no pets allowed". the dobberman owner says,"but this is my seeing dog."
"a dobberman?"
ya thats what they're using these days its for self defense"
the guy with the chihuhua sees that and puts on a pair of sunglasses and walks in. the owner says,"hey pal no pets."
"but this is my seeing dog."
"a chihuhua?"
" achihuhua?
they gave me a chihuhua?"
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