Funny Jokes NEVER SAY TO A COP

Submit your email address and receive daily one joke in your mail box. Your email is safe with us.

NEVER SAY TO A COP

1: - I can't reach my licence unless you hold my beer. 2: - Sorry, Officer, I didn't realise my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3: - Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4: - Hey, you must've been doin' about 225 Kph to keep up with me. Good job! 5: - Are You Andy or Barney? 6: - I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7: - You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8: - I pay your salary! 9: - Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10: - Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11: - I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12: - When the Officer says "Gee Son.... Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
1	2	3	4	5