Jokes

Signs people put up
• In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

• Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

• Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

• Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE,
BUT THE BULL CHARGES

• Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

• In a department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
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