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Lie Dectector

There is a mom and dad who live with their son. The Father is obsessed with buying wierd items. One day he buys a lie detecting robot. The same day, his son comes home from school at about 6 in the evening. The dad asks him "Son, where have you been?" Son says "Oh me and some of the guys went to the library to study for a test." The robot goes over to the son, slaps him out of the chair onto the floor. Father says "Now son this is a lie detecting robot. Where did you really go after school?" The son says"We went to Jimmy's house to watch a movie" Father"What movie?" Son"Snow White" The robot goes over to the son, slaps him out of the chair onto the floor. Son says "ok ok, we were watching Sex Raiders 5." By this time the father is very angry. Father:"Son, I cannot believe you would lie to me like this! When I was a little boy, I never lied to my father!" The robot goes over to the father, slaps him out of the chair onto the floor. The mother, overhearing the entire conversation and watching what is happening, starts to giggle at her husbands foolishness. Father:"Why are you laughing??" Mother:"He is YOUR son." The robot goes over to the mother, slaps her out of the chair and onto the floor.
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